asexyvida:

‘Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.’
Charles Bukowski

‘Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.’
Andy Warhol

‘Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.’
Andy Warhol

‘Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.’
Gore Vidal

‘Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.’
Lord Chesterfield

‘Nobody dies from lack of sex. It’s lack of love we die from.’
Unknown